The Enemy's Gate is Down

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I tried to run from some zombies today…

But it was freezing outside! I was about 10 minutes into the run when I said, screw that, and turned around.

I feel like such a lazy-bum-failure for not running for two days in a row.

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I really, REALLY want to go run from some Zombies today…

But down there is going cray cray and I guess I’ll substitute chocolate and laying on my couch.

Meh, I just did three days in the row and kicked ass… I’m allowed a day off when I have a vampire tearing it’s way through my uterus.

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teacakemix:

This comic from Megacynics.

Never again will I attempt to run from zombies after dusk. Never jigglypuffing again!

That shit was scary. And a frog jumped on my leg, making me squeal. I’ve learned my lesson. 

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Daily I pick up at least two “trenchcoats” on the Zombie, Run! game

How many Castiels will that buy me?

Yep… that’s exactly what I think of when I hear “you have picked up one trench coat”.

Zombies, RUN!

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